A birthday function

When you get older you need to write functions to help you though the day:

function check_birthday($your_birthday) {
  global $allowed;
  global $inclined;
  $todo = array();

  if (getdate('today') == $your_birthday) {

  $birthday = 'happy';

    if ($allowed == TRUE) {
      // hopefully :-)
      $to_do[] = go_home_early();
    if ($inclined == TRUE) {
      $to_do[] = go_out();
      $to_do[] = get_sloshed();
    $to_do[] = eat_cake();
    $to_do[] = have_fun();
return $to_do;


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