A birthday function

When you get older you need to write functions to help you though the day:

function check_birthday($your_birthday) {

  global $allowed;

  global $inclined;

  $todo = array();



  if (getdate('today') == $your_birthday) {



  $birthday = 'happy';



    if ($allowed == TRUE) {

      // hopefully :-)

      $to_do[] = go_home_early();

    }

    if ($inclined == TRUE) {

      $to_do[] = go_out();

      $to_do[] = get_sloshed();

    }

    $to_do[] = eat_cake();

    $to_do[] = have_fun();

  }

return $to_do;

}